This totally isn't ethnic cleansing. Israel is our greatest ally and we must ensure they have as many ballistic missiles as possible, to the tune of about $23 billion since October 7th. We're responsible for the deaths of over 61 thousand Palestinians since October 7th and are dedicated to the eradication of as many Palestinians as possible until Israel is pleased with their expansion into the West Bank. We are hard at work in controlling the narrative by suppressing dissent and have already killed more than 232 journalists since October 7th! With your tax payer dollars we can kill even more!
We'd like to thank the sacrifices of President Zelensky for being dumb enough to facilitate our failed expansion of NATO. Oh, and we'd also like to thank the 13k+ Ukrainian civilians and 46k+ soldiers killed due to our incompetence. Consider the Zelensky Time Magazine cover as a consolation prize for your suffering.
WW3 Odds
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No WW3: -150
Yes WW3: +120
The War on Migrants
We're fiercely dedicated to imposing fascism against the population and ensuring that non-citizens live in a state of complete fear. Our ICE Agents are hard at work keeping our streets safe from gardeners, farm laborers, and construction workers. America is back!
