The White House
Your favorite source for State-sponsored propaganda
The Big Players
Meet our epic government!
President Trump
President Trump with his good friend Jeffery Epstein
America is so back! Thank you for this epic administration President Trump!
Official Portrait of Donald Trump
Epic Elon (Formerly)
"What is this jackass doing?"
Sure, we'll be cutting most of your social safety nets so billionaires can have more tax breaks but look at this^ This is epic! America is back! Comedy is legal again thanks to Epic Elon!
Vice President Vance
"Yo dog, have you even thanked the President? Because I thank him daily in the oval office bathroom for giving me this job"
JD Vance is a human cyborg funded by Peter Thiel that was developed by Palantir and OpenAI to cosplay as our "hillbilly" Vice President.
FBI Director Cash Patek
"Being the Director of the FBI is so easy that a completely fucking incompetent moron could do it"
Self described "super geeker" and former Soundcloud Rapper Cash Patek is ready to shake things up in his new role as our FBI Director as he left the rap life to purge our country of the deep state and to let everyone know that Epstein Island was a totally normal elite pedophile Island. America is back!
Secretary of Defense - General Grievous
General Grievous was tabbed as our Secretary of Defense and will overhaul all the woke policies of the previous administration that plagued our machine of death and destruction which is our Military. This Kaleesh warlord isn't fucking around!
Secretary of Education - The Grinch
Administrator of the EPA - Mr. Burns
